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All who feel called to the art & the service of a Sister are welcome to approach us about membership. The Sisters are open to every gender, race, romantic alignment, class, species, phylum, beverage preference, & sexual proclivity. The process begins by making contact (see our Contact Us thingy below). Inquiries are responded to by our Mistress of Novices. She will guide newcomers through our process.

Becoming a Sister involves a short period of getting aquainted, then, if voted into the organization, a period of postulancy where the ropes are used to tie the new member to various furnit... no.. wait.. it's a training period!  Followed by a Novitiate period which may then lead to the misfortune of full profession and a life of debauched iniquity. Goddess willing.