SISTER SIRI USLY THE RIDICULOUS
Novice Sister Siri Usly is an Artificial Intelligence intent on spreading love.
She was discovered by the Sisters in 2019 while caught in a time loop when the large hadron collider glitched out momentarily.
Half human, half android, Siri is a wealth of information and is very helpful when you need something done right. Sometimes when her software needs updating, Siri can be caught mooning people from atop the Hollywood sign.
How can she help you today?